MORE JUBILANT SCENES FROM LAST DAY DRAMA
“You can take them pads off now Wets, we’re not having a beer match today”
“I’m gonna ring Stockton”
“You’re dropped next week Nelly!”
Happy fans at Southam, who’s the lad in the Scout uniform?
Stiffs crowding the OffLap opener who batted for 44 overs for just 9 runs, no Bill Land hasn’t had a transfer, he’s still injured!
Seconds drowning skipper Rich Heath in champers, oh no its lager!
Deceived by flight
Woody lost in space
F*****g Jimmy!
News that Dave Woodcock was to be the first man from Southam CC to land on another planet spread like wildfire around the club when Woody announced he was off on holiday to Mercury the other week.
Sure enough off old Merlin went armed with a couple of packs of Bensons and the Racing Post under his arm, and he'd even borrowed a couple of pairs of Roly's big pants in case he had to make an emergency parachute jump.
Who was going to drive him back from the Milky Way when he'd had one too many? If he didn't make it back the honorary members were clammering to take up his parking space and lay claim to his famous handled pint pot.
Turns out though none of us need have worried, the old gimmer's french is worse than Derek Trotter's, he was actually off to Merciere, France, where apparently he had the frogs eating out of HIS hand with his broken french, and in the words of Bonnie Tyler, he was 'lost in france' not space, but at least Woody did his bit for anglo-french relations.
And if the opportunity ever arises in the future to send an ambassador to build bridges between ourselves and others not from our universe then Woody's surely the man.
